Funniest experiences

Rules: Fill in the following. Tag 4 friends to do the same.

My funniest dream
Riding a goldfish under a rainbow...
My funniest experience with a pet
My parrot swore at my mother-in-law
My funniest experience at a job interview
Dude came in with his shirt on backwards!
My funniest purchase
100 cockroaches (don't ask)
My funniest experience in high school
High school wasn't funny!
My funniest cooking experience
Exploding pressure cooker?
The funniest thing I ever said to anyone
Was that MEANT to be a hat?

Despite Motherhood